It's my birthday!!!!

Hey y'all! The name's Murphy! Looks like I was finally rescued from that old, dusty shop. I nearly had to knock down the rest of the crew to get noticed. But here I am! My first lazy stretch to freedom! Let freedom r... Ugh! Wait! I think I have a kink in my back! Anybody know of a good massage therapist? Or perhaps a good vet? There seems to be something unnatural near my bum! Gak! What is that? At any rate, I guess it's a happy birthday to me!